Adam Christopher
Electromatic Detective Agency

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The Electromatic Detective Agency is the world’s only electronic private investigation firm, owned and operated by Ray Electromatic, the last—the only—robot detective produced from the laboratories of the world-famous Professor C. Thornton, PhD.

Using pure mathematics, irrefutable computer logic, and good old-fashioned leg work, the Electromatic Detective Agency will solve your case—or your money back!

Research & Investigation • Lie Detection • Surveillance • Motion Picture & Still Photography • Kidnap & Blackmail Negotiation • Witness Location & Management • Accidents & Losses by Theft & Other Crimes Investigated • Lost Pets Found • Advanced Mathematical Problems Calculated (Full Working Provided On Request)

Missing Persons a Specialty

Complete Recording Facilities
Confidentiality & Discretion Assured

Fully certified by Thornton Industrial Electronics and Research, Santa Monica, California and the Los Angeles Department of Water and Power

"Data in means data out—
that's my personal guarantee!"

Machine life intelligence engineering and automatic macroeconomics

Following the unexpected retirement of Professor C. Thornton, PhD, a vacancy has arisen at the world-renowned Thornton Industrial Electronics and Research laboratories. A Federally funded institution, the laboratory—now in its new facility in Los Angeles county—is home to the leading robotics research program of the Western Hemisphere.

The ideal candidate will have a minimum of three doctorate degrees in applied mechanics and high-level digital arithmetic and will be a published expert on the place of artificial computational intelligences in the modern industrialized society. All applicants will be subject to screening by the Federal Bureau of Investigation, the Central Intelligence Agency, the National Security Agency, the Defence Intelligence Agency, the Office of Intelligence and Counterintelligence, the U.S. Department of Energy, the U.S. Department of Justice, the U.S. Department of Defence, the Joint Chiefs of Staff, and the Inland Revenue Service.

Thornton Industrial Electronics and Research is an equal opportunities employer. As such, candidates who do not smoke pipes or own tweed casual jackets may be considered at the discretion of the Institutional Review Board provided suitable character witnesses are produced on demand.

Apply with resume, FULL research bibliography and pipe tobacco preference to PO BOX 2014-07, SANTA MONICA.

1 AUGUST 1965

Re: DORL ENTERPRISE PROJECT 26-59, a.k.a. “Ada”

Dear Sir,

Further to my correspondence of May 5th, I hereby submit an addendum to the official report into the investigation of the murder of Professor C. Thornton of Thornton Industrial Electronics and Research, completed and filed February 2, 1962, as requested.

In summary, surveillance of the Electromatic Detective Agency has so far yielded no concrete evidence, yet results of data gathered by Department of [REDACTED] agents across the greater Los Angeles area suggests that the primary operational parameters of DORL Enterprise Project 26-59 have indeed become in some way compromised, possibly by agents alien to the United States and operating covertly within our national borders.

In particular, my preliminary investigations have indicated that the Electromatic Detective Agency’s control computer system, referred to as “Ada” in what documents could be retrieved from Professor Thornton’s radioactive laboratory, has come under direct command of such agents. Given “Ada’s” integration with the national telephone network and, via this network, secure computer systems at several Federal agencies, this now represents a clear and present danger to this great nation.

I trust that your cooperation in this matter will be forthcoming and all review processes expedited to not just re-open the investigation of Professor Thornton’s murder, but to instigate a new and thorough investigation of the practices and activities of the Electromatic Detective Agency, with a view to shutting “Ada” down completely while a thorough re-programming is conducted.


Special Agency Touch Daley
Chief Field Investigator

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